Tom Carpenter is actually Simon Kenna

We’re not sure how this happened. We’re sorry. The infallible ‘piece of paper with a number on it which players must take with them at all times’ method of player identification has been shown to be fallible.

The last two reports of ‘Tom Carpenter’ were about the player who’s real name is actually Simon Kenna. Simon was nearly felted with 99 vs QJ and then doubled through with AA vs 55.

A New And Improved Piece Of Paper System™ is in hasty development for Day 1B tomorrow.

The attatched photo is of the real Simon Kenna. Who apparently looks like Danny Dyer.